Here at Buntology I think that it is important to keep all readers up to date on not only current events but also the current health conditions of each bunt member.
I have been sick on and off for the last year. I am on all crazy medicines, one which lowers the immune system. So now I get weird illnesses all the time. Last week I was breaking out into weird itchy rashes all over my body. This week I have developed a strange mushy swollen lymph node gland thing, or whatever you want to call it. It is tender to the touch and pops out.
The doctors are baffled! Well not really, they just said it was nothing and would go away in a week, but I don’t have much faith in the doctors around these parts. So I have come up with a few different possibilities:
b. there is a alien baby thing growing out of my neck
c. a penis is growing on my neck ( it kinda feels and looks like a testicle)
So I will be returning to school with no answers. It will either go away or I will have to start paying double for housing once the penis and/or baby starts walking and talking.