The Bunts are getting married! Well, at least one of them. Join us as we go wedding dress shopping for Jackie’s upcoming nuptials while exploring the depths of her body dysmorphia.
…As you already know, Dear Reader, I’ve been canned, sacked, terminated, booted, let go, boned in the ass, as they say. My former employer, the mayor, was decent enough to let me save face by submitting a letter of resignation in which I stated that I was going on to bigger, better things, like dumpster diving and geriatric male prostitution.