i don’t think the porno industry will ever need saving [by angela]

Hustler Magazine founder, Larry Flynt, is teaming up with Joe Francis, creator of Girls Gone Wild, to seek a $5 billion bailout for the porno industry. Allegedly.
Wikipedia tells us, “In economics, a bailout is an act of loaning or giving capital to a failing business in order to save it from bankruptcy, insolvency, or total liquidation and ruin.”
While I doubt that the porn industry will ever go bankrupt (especially during a recession depression), the two claim that the bailout will help “rejuvenate the sexual appetite of America.”
If I were Larry Flynt, the last person I’d team up with is Joe Francis. That bitch has no credibility (other than being a friend of the Kardashians). The obvious choice is Hugh Hefner, but Alicia pointed out that Hef’s too good for that nonsense (aka he’s rolling in the dough).
My vote goes to Jenna Jameson. She sure told Bill O’ Reilly where to stick it, and that girl is hot–she pulled her braces off with needle-nose pliers at age 17 so she could strip in Vegas!
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You said it, Joey.
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the male population of the western world stands at attention, ready to do our part to help, Mr.Flynt!