The 11 Most Devastating Celebrity Divorces
Hollywood couples can’t stop getting divorced lately. From Ben & Jen to Rhea & Danny, here are the celeb splits that cut us to the core.
I Am Not a Writer
For most of my professional career, I would fantasize about a time when somebody would ask me what I did for a living, and I could turn around and nonchalantly tell them, “Oh, me? I’m a writer.”
Another Cliché List About What it’s Like to Be in Your Late 20s
Being in your 20s is hard. And not in that roll-your-eyes kind of way, that fake way where you loudly sigh and you toss your head back and breathlessly exclaim, “oh god, I’m getting soooo old.” No. Your 20s are hard in a different way.
It’s Time to Eradicate Forced Girl-On-Girl Dancing
You’ve seen this before:
Two girls out at the club. Girl number 1 is popping, twerking, twisting and thrusting in all of her glory, while girl number 2 awkwardly stands by, subtly swaying her hips to the sub-par music as she checks her cell phone and chugs her drink. She isn’t excited to be dancing. She clearly feels out of place.
The No Smoking Pot for 7 Days Challenge (pt. 2)
You blacked out with them while eating bacon. You tagged along on their harrowing journey through Murray Hell. You even endured their awful lunch at the Village Craphouse. Now, follow Colin and Angela as they embark on a series of challenges designed to enlighten and inspire them. And hopefully create some funny writing material.
The No Smoking Pot for 7 Days Challenge (pt. 1)
You blacked out with them while eating bacon. You tagged along on their harrowing journey through Murray Hell. You even endured their awful lunch at the Village Craphouse. Now, follow Colin and Angela as they embark on a series of challenges designed to enlighten and inspire them. And hopefully create some funny writing material.
If I Only Had a Chin
I first realized I didn’t have a chin about 13 years ago when I was at a consultation with my orthodontist. I was getting fitted for braces, and he was talking to my mother about potential options. (Like all orthodontists this man was an insane person, he and his staff seemed to hate all their patients, and he was constantly lecturing brace-faced teenagers that they weren’t brushing enough.)
Happy Anniversary of Being Dead
Last Saturday marked sixth months of my dad being dead. I know people don’t normally acknowledge half-anniversaries, but in this case it seemed unavoidable.
No Excuses: A Guide to Traveling While You’re Young
If you are a 20-something living in America, chances are you’ve been lectured about the benefits of traveling.
As we’ve been told again, and again, and again, and again, traveling when you are young is one of the most rewarding and enriching experiences a person can have. And for a person in their 20s, there is no conceivable reason that you can’t take off for a trek around the world, besides the fact that you must be scared, lazy, or haven’t yet been enlightened to the ways of the world traveler.
If You Don’t Like Lena Dunham You’re Probably Just Jealous
Wherever there is a smart and successful person, there will always be a dumb, flailing asshole looking to bring them down. Case and point: the Lena Dunham backlash. Since Dunham first made her splash into pop culture with her hit HBO show, Girls, and now her new book, “Not That Kind of Girl,” she’s had many haters. (In the words of Lena’s bestie, Taylor Swift, “the haters gonna’ hate hate hate hate hate.”)