...A Cautionary Tale About Brunch by Angela & Colin COLIN: You know my feelings on brunch. Particularly, brunch on a Sunday. I hate to be the designated driver of the Sunday Funday set, but boys (and bois) and girls (and grrrls), let’s be realistic. Do you really want to wake up at 8:30 p.m. sweaty and cotton-mouthed, with home fries in your hair, wondering where your phone is and why your roommate is hanging half out of the bathroom, clutching a crumbly tube of Ritz crackers to … [Read more...]
Perfect Mom
May 8, 2011 By 3 Comments
I can’t remember a time when I didn’t know I wanted to be a “Mommy." While my sister asked for cowboy hats and toy guns I only wanted to wear my mother’s high heels and play with dolls. I would not only be a mommy but I would be a perfect mommy. I would do all the right things thereby producing flawless children. I noted every error my own mother made over the years and vowed how I would approach that particular issue differently when it was my turn. I would always believe my … [Read more...]
Village Craphouse – a restaurant review by Colin & Ange
April 13, 2011 By 5 Comments
Who: Angela Bunt & Colin Drucker What: Village Lobster and Crabhouse Where: 225 Varick St., Manhattan, N.Y. ---------------------------------------------- ANGELA: "Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks into mine." Or, if you're Colin and me, of all the delicious restaurants in all of New York City, we walked into the Village Crabhouse. COLIN: I just want to say, there are so many restaurants in New York—good restaurants! … [Read more...]
Take it or leave it- Confessions of a senile man
January 14, 2011 By 13 Comments
Prostate Rape I’ve been silent for over a day about this. I know this isn’t necessarily a forum for such a horrid, sad topic. I don’t mean to bring you all down. But I feel that my soul has been crushed and I’ve been a victim of a brutal crime. It happened right in one of the so-called “nice neighborhoods” in town. I was the victim of someone that I considered a friend. A caring, decent woman that I trusted. A Physician’s Assistant at Williamstown Medical and I were in the … [Read more...]
Enrique Iglesias is f*cking you tonight.
January 10, 2011 By 14 Comments
Clear your weekend schedule, pick up a fresh razor, and slather on your finest Bath & Body Works scented lotion- because tonight Enrique Iglesias is fucking you, whether you want it or not. What in God's name was Enrique's manager thinking when he gave him the go-ahead to record this song (very matter-of-factly titled, "Tonight (I'm Fucking You)")? Furthermore, what type of songwriter would even think to write something like this? (I think we can safely assume that E.I. isn't coming up … [Read more...]
What New Years Eve means to me
December 31, 2010 By 5 Comments
I do not like New Years Eve. I would even go so far to say that it rivals Halloween for my "Least Enjoyed Holiday" award. "But why, Angela? New Years Eve is a time for new beginnings! A chance to start over!" No. New Years Eve is the single worst night of the year for anybody not in a relationship (way worse than Valentines Day, a holiday I actually enjoy). Not only is it 100x harder to make plans because all of your friends are just going to hang out with their boyfriends, but then you … [Read more...]
Facebook users spread holiday cheer, anti-semitism
December 22, 2010 By 11 Comments
It’s getting to be that time of year again. You know, the time when I start to hate Facebook and contemplate having about five "friends." I have learned to ignore most of the political statements, requests to play games and answer questions about myself, or even find out who is searching for me (like I care). And now this week, thanks to Facebook, I have discovered the true spirit of Christmas through an old classmate's FB wall: Anti-semitism. With myself being a Jew this is kind … [Read more...]
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