My Southern Fried Adventure

Real quick -you may be wondering where the eff we've been the last week. Well, right now I'm sitting at a hostel in Nashville with my lovely roommate, a Swiss, and two Norwegian fellows, recapping the events of last evening. --- I guess that doesn't really clarify much. Basically, to reward ourselves for being awesome, the roomie and I decided to take a road-trip through the south. Well, "road-trip" via buses, trains and planes. Like I wasn't riding the Megabus enough as it is. --- The route … [Read more...]

Happy Cinco De Mayo… & seis, & siete, & ocho…

How pumped is everybody that Cinco De Mayo falls on a Saturday this year? And how many of you are going to parties called "Cinco De Drinko" this weekend? *Raises hand* --- Before we all start hallucinating from tequila intake, I thought I'd throw down some knowledge on the history of this holiday, so I turned to the most reliable source of information since  Encyclopedia Britannica went out of print earlier this year: Wikipedia.com... --- "It is celebrated nationwide in the United States … [Read more...]

Draw Something, anything, for the love of God!

"Do you have the Draw Something app? It's sooo much fun! "Cmon download Draw Something so we can draw against each other!" "Did you draw back yet? Hurry I want to draw again." "I haven't done any drawings in days..." "I don't feel like drawing this is too much work."  --- The above is basically my entire thought process over the last month regarding the latest app craze, Draw Something. Like most relationships built on lust and infatuation, it only took about a month to go from complete … [Read more...]

OWS “General Strike” – so why am I still at work?

So apparently THIS is happening today. --- The convo I had with my boss in regards to the general strike went something like this: Me: Sooo, tomorrow is Occupy Wall Street's general strike. Him: Okay... Me: Apparently people aren't supposed to be going into work. They're going to block off the subways. They're protesting throughout the city! Him: And how does this relate to you coming into work? Me: I'm just saying it might be hard for me to make it in on time... y'know, because they're … [Read more...]

The five least douchey bars on the Upper East Side

To some people living outside of the Greater New York area, the Upper East Side may seem like a cool place to be. --- Shows like Gossip Girl and Sex & the City glorify the neighborhood, presenting it as a ritzy and posh area of Manhattan. When friends from college ask me what part of New York I'm living in and I say the Upper East Side they oooh and aaah, wondering what kind of fancy job I've landed that has enabled me to live in such a luxurious neighborhood. --- This may be true for … [Read more...]

The Arrogant Sons of Bitches have a reason to be cocky

I've been trying to write an article about The Arrogant Sons of Bitches for the last two years. ---- I was going to title it something like, "Where Have All the Rude Boys Gone? Eagerly Awaiting the Return of the Arrogant Sons of Bitches" and it would basically be 1,000 words of me gushing about the now-defunct ska punk band from Long Island, N.Y. I'd talk about how they were the first ska band I'd ever seen live, the first tiny club show I'd ever been to, and how those shows basically changed … [Read more...]

It ain’t easy for a playa’ – Single & the city edition #3

It's been over six months since my very public foray into online dating.---- As much as I'd like to report that it was a wildly successful endeavor, it seems that with online dating sites- as in life- you only get what you give, and waiting for your future boyfriend to message you while you put little to no effort in gets you basically nowhere. ---- That's not to say I didn't have any success. I actually hung out with one guy a couple times, but he stopped texting me when I didn't jump … [Read more...]

How to lose the last 5 pounds

Throughout my adolescence and early teen years, I was overweight. Not morbidly obese, but definitely not skinny like all the kids my age. My mother insisted that I wasn't fat, I was just "built differently" than those around me. -------- That worked for a while, but young kids can be cruel, and I was teased for my appearance throughout elementary and middle school- even being coined the undeniably clever nickname "Angelard" (you can laugh, I know, it's funny) by some of my classmates. It also … [Read more...]

Sunday bites.

In Manhattan, the only thing more pretentious than the people are the mannequins... … [Read more...]

Sunday bites.

"Your weekly bite out of the Big Apple" Today's edition is dedicated to the 4/5/6 subway line, which has made me late to work with its delays all goddamn week. … [Read more...]

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