It's been over six months since my very public foray into online dating.---- As much as I'd like to report that it was a wildly successful endeavor, it seems that with online dating sites- as in life- you only get what you give, and waiting for your future boyfriend to message you while you put little to no effort in gets you basically nowhere. ---- That's not to say I didn't have any success. I actually hung out with one guy a couple times, but he stopped texting me when I didn't jump … [Read more...]
Happy holidays, you bastard
December 25, 2011 By 5 Comments
What could be better on Christmas than the gift of a brand-spankin' new Buntology.com, along with a brand-spankin' new video? Nothing! … [Read more...]
No matter how old you are, free toilet paper will always come in handy
November 14, 2011 By 5 Comments
Today I got a care-package in the mail from my mom. Contents are as follows... … [Read more...]
Fear & loathing on a Megabus
November 3, 2011 By 7 Comments
It was already getting dark out when I boarded the Megabus, leaving the comfort of my parents' home in the Berkshires and stepping into the harsh reality that is the Albany to NYC bus route. … [Read more...]
Angie vacations in a onesie
October 9, 2011 By 9 Comments
I recently took a much-needed vacation. Despite my frequent cracks about sitting on my couch alone, crying, watching Food Network, eating, smoking pot, etc., I'm actually actually a pretty busy person, so I planned on relaxing as much as possible during my 10 days off. People asked me where I was going - "Somewhere tropical?" "Vegas?" "The beach? You could really use some color." But where I was going was far more wild and exotic than an island getaway. I was going back to North Adams, … [Read more...]
‘I’ve never seen this much dancing in the presence of so many eggs…’
July 26, 2011 By 10 Comments
...A Cautionary Tale About Brunch by Angela & Colin COLIN: You know my feelings on brunch. Particularly, brunch on a Sunday. I hate to be the designated driver of the Sunday Funday set, but boys (and bois) and girls (and grrrls), let’s be realistic. Do you really want to wake up at 8:30 p.m. sweaty and cotton-mouthed, with home fries in your hair, wondering where your phone is and why your roommate is hanging half out of the bathroom, clutching a crumbly tube of Ritz crackers to … [Read more...]
The Unemployment Diary – Part 5 – First you say it, then you do it.
June 24, 2011 By 3 Comments
It was waiting downstairs. As you probably have learned from hard-won experience, dear reader, the things that blindside you and alter the course of your life (and not in a good way), the horrific things, don’t come accompanied by a dramatic swell of orchestral music and terse lines of movie script. There aren’t any vampires coming in through the windows at 1 a.m. No, the horrors pop up unheralded on a sunny, ordinary Wednesday morning out of a clear blue sky. I actually felt good … [Read more...]
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